I posted this on Facebook, but conservatives without a sense of humor reported it, so I’m going to post it here.

Hey – Read my column from BEFORE the election too: I meant it. Let’s work together and stop disrespecting the Office of the President.

Sorry about your extra Butthurt, Republicans.

Sean Kemmerer is a freelance writer, administrator of Politics Without The Crazy Pills, and thinks dry-humping is half of the fun with none of the consequences.