Conservative commentator and inspiration for Aerosmith’s smash hit, “Dude Looks Like a Lady” Ann Coulter recently appeared on Fox News to let the country know that the government was coming to “exterminate” them very soon.

One does not need to look deep in the annals (anals? It IS Fox News, after all) of American history to recall the tragic genocide that happened when the Department of Motor Vehicles started “coming for our cars.” Everybody knows that this whole “background check” thing for guns is just a ploy for the “GUBMENT” to track you down (I’m sorry, I meant HUNT you down) and take you out.

They know that there is no other way to find you. I mean, it’s not like you vote, or pay taxes, or register with Selective Service, or are required to have a driver’s license, or car registration. The ONLY way that Big Brother can find you and confiscate all of your guns (And it’s coming, Murika… It’s coming!) is if you have to register your legally owned firearm.

Keep the tinfoil hat on, folks. Not that it is going to matter: You KNOW the end is near. I’ll agree with you Teabillies on one thing: When 92% of the country agrees that comprehensive background checks need to happen, and the politicians that we elect to represent those interests seem to think it’s “too controversial” – Maybe the Republic IS crumbling.

What happened to the Will of the People?

Sean Kemmerer is a freelance writer, administrator of Politics Without The Crazy Pills, can be followed @Walkofshameband, and knows that “packing” has a couple of meanings for Ms. Coulter.