All About Spiffy

I never quite know how to sum up who I am in one short bio page – but I’ll try:


My “real” name is Sean Kemmerer. I’m the oldest of 3 children, with a younger brother and sister.  My sister is married with two beautiful children, and my brother is engaged to be married as well.  I grew up in Penn Hills, PA and moved to Bel Air, Maryland as a teenager.   I went to middle and high school at Bel Air High where my social awkwardness, bad hair, acne, and love for Dungeons and Dragons made me one of the most popular boys in school.

My father was a steel worker in Pittsburgh before the industry essentially collapsed in the early 1980’s.  Afterwards, he spent the better part of the last 30 years in various contracting work:  Construction, roofing, and general home improvement.  It was working with my dad on the roof of a house in the South Carolina sun that prompted me to value the importance of furthering my education.  I went to college in Maryland, getting a bit of money for baseball and volleyball before realizing that they actually expected students to go to class.  My parents also divorced right around my 18th birthday – which gave me a great excuse to forge out on my own at that point.

I moved back to Pittsburgh and lived with my grandmother for a while as I tried to find a new direction.  I transferred to CCAC and obtained an Associates in Liberal Arts in 2000.  After a couple of jobs in the “real world” I decided to continue my education – enrolling at Duquesne University in 2002.  Being independent financially forced me to work my way through school, taking breaks, figuring out a way to keep pushing forward.  With the help of Father Hogan, some amazing sorority girls (Thank you, Lambs!) and some great friends, I eventually graduated with honors in 2006 with a BA in Communication Studies and a BA in Psychology.  I am a proud member of the Delta Chi Fraternity, sang in the campus ministry, and won several awards and distinctions in my time at DU.



I was fortunate to parlay a strong sales background (in retail and food service, mostly) into a job with Ameriquest Mortgage originating sub-prime loans in 2004.  It was the heart of the “mortgage boom” and business was great.  After learning a bit about the industry, I moved on to Tuscany Financial, becoming their top broker for several years.  As the financial collapse kicked in around 2007, I decided to forge out on my own.

I’ve told myself that from that point on in my life, I will NEVER work for another person as long as I live.  The concept of having a “real” job no longer appeals to me, and I took a decade of sales, marketing, and management experience and weaved that into a profession that I love.


The Band:

Walk of Shame started in April 2008 largely as a way for me to stay social after college, meet some people, and get free beer.  I met the original lineup primarily through Craigslist – proving that the site is useful for things other than anonymous sex and trying to find a couch for $10.  The original guitar (Andy Oddo) and bass player (Cory Schuster) went to school together at Penn State, and lived together in Shadyside.  The original drummer (Dan Aluise) was referred to us by a friend, and we were off and running.  Playing mostly 90’s alternative (because it is what we all liked and grew up on) opened the doors to add some more popular music, and the band quickly grew from playing in dive bars for little more than experience to one of the busiest and fastest rising bands in Western PA.

Jeff Bucci replaced Dan on drums in the Summer of 2009, and aside from a very short hiatus remains the backbone of the band.  Cory was replaced in 2010 by Ben Bond when Cory’s plans for his post-graduate law career seemed to be taking him away from Pittsburgh.  Andy remained the longest original WoS member until May of 2011, when he was replaced briefly by Darren Miller, and more recently by Kenny Porter.

Ben left the band at the end of 2011 to join former Povertyneck Hillbilly Chris Higbee on his tour.  Marc Sterling stepped in as the new bass player and musical director at the beginning of 2012.  The current lineup is:

Sean Styles – Lead Vocals, Rhythm Guitar

Kenny Porter – Lead Guitar, Backing Vocals

Marc Sterling – Bass Guitar, Backing Vocals

Jeff Bucci – Drums

Walk of Shame was signed by Jager Music to be a sponsored “Jager Band” early in 2010.  It is one of the most sought after endorsement deals in the industry, giving the band national credibility and exposure, and again separating the act from local bands struggling for steady work.  The band played over 100 shows in 2011, and will increase bookings in 2012.

I also take acoustic bookings.

The business success of Walk of Shame prompted me to start SSS Promotions late in 2011.  What I found was that a lot of venues were looking for quality entertainment, and a lot of bands and DJ’s are looking for good, consistent, well-paying gigs.  Since I have developed great relationships with bar owners across the region, it seemed a natural progression to expand into helping OTHER bands achieve the level of success that my own band has experienced.


  1. DrMeatwadPhD

    I thought you were a local weather man on the television, “surfer” Sean Styles, a long time San Diego Weather reporter.

  2. Jon Anthony

    I enjoyed some of your writings but I have to say Ameriquest Mortgage was a real shit whole selling shit for loans at rates and fees that use to make me laugh. The owner was or SB be in jail for running such a vulture call center operation. Yes, I know a shit load of money was made and its what Wall Street ordered and you had plenty of similar bankers in this racket. But from my 17 yrs experience in the lending business I would say, Ameriquest Mortgage sold some of the worse loan products at the most inflated profit margins to lots of sheeple on thier way down the economic ladder. Not much to be proud about really.

    • Spiffy

      Can’t argue with much of that, Jon. I was new to the retail mortgage business, and didn’t realize how bad the loans we were giving were. 2/28 ARM’s with a 3-year Pre-Pay? Sure!

      As soon as I kind of learned the ropes, I moved over to the broker side of things, and did very well.

  3. Susan Shannon

    This is an official notification that I plan on suing you and every other blogger that has defamed me on the internet. I just lost an $8 million dollar defamation trial in which my ‘bad online reputation’ was a large factor. Your blog and your postings on FB (on the fake SLR site) played a large role in the defamation of my name, person, character and reputation. Therefore, you are liable for the $8 million I just lost in court. Remove this posting immediately or I will have no choice but to make sure you are prosecuted to the fullest of WA State and/or federal law. My lawsuit will not only target you, Sean Kemmerer, but every owner/contributor to that fake SLR site. It will include your article about me on this website as well. It will also include Facebook for allowing the imitation site to go on for almost four years. I will be subpoenaing FB for the names of all owners of the fake site as well. I believe they will give me these names as part of a settlement. I highly suggest you delete all postings you made of me everywhere online or suffer the legal consequences. I am screenshotting this warning and will be using it in court if ignored. You may contact me at my email address above if you want to discuss terms. Thank you, Susan Shannon, aka Short Little Rebel.

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